Oh she can improve her cleavage by swinging me IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! HAHAHAHA Boyaaaaaa!!! *Expecting high five*
As far as weapons go, how well do you roleplay? Ive just barely learned to roleplay into my character more correctly, i mean. As an adventurous monk, i threw a ravaging monkey out of a ferry into the waters, i jumped on our fighters back as a spring and over a giant four armed gorilla, hooking my chained hook into him so that i could keep him in place giving the fighter attacks of opportunity almost every time! I became a ninja or something.
The only thing that comes to mind is one time, the rest of the party was taking their time deciding on how to deal with a gang of goblins we got the jump on and I was getting impatient (as you would expect from a barbarian when the enemy is right in front of them). So, in one turn, I charged at their leader, pretty much chopped off his arm and scared the wits out of the rest of them. Every single one of them ran for the hills.
I was too busy rolling all the checks through the power of HISTORY!
*Finds an item and is the only one smart enough to know what it does, also has bluff to tell the party that its junk if it isn't, diplomacy if someone catches me out and intimidate if i just want to ramble on about how many ways i can turn people into mindless drones if they won't let me have the shiny shiny.
All in a good way though, you know, Evil pretending to be lawful good kinda good.
Hugs all round, cold cold hugs of undead horrors....
Spectator of said game: "So your a necromancer then?" Me: "No, my characters father was a necromancer, he made my character undead friends to play with" Spectator of said game: "So hes a necromancer" *Facepalm*